Twitter is an absolute goldmine during Spring Break. Below, we’ve dutifully collected some of the finest tweets from spring breakers across our glorious nation—as well as a few quips from those envious folks left behind.
Will the great love story of our time ever come to fruition?
This non-spring breaker on the East Coast has just about had enough of Spring Break smugness.
Those Mentos really come in handy. (This one actually made us LOL.)
Sometimes it’s the little things that remind us of… well, of how boring our lives have become.
We’re leaving this one un-redacted because these dudes apparently need the help.
Unfortunately for the cops, donuts and dune chases do not mix well.
Spring Break is a wonderful time to expand your mind.
What a fashion-forward spring break look.
The cops just assume you’re a complete degenerate. (And they’re probably right.)
The bar for being considered hot is constantly being lowered. Personally, this writer is completely fine with this trend.
Your active vocabulary will never be sharper than it is over break. This is proof.
The only way to truly bring out your inner savage.
The above header sounds like the working title of a throwaway indie horror flick due out in October.