by Billy Kirk December 26, 2017

It’s that time again!

Time to get to the gym to tighten up. Or quit drinking. Or start eating healthier.

In other words, it’s time to totally fail at your latest set of resolutions!

It’s ok. We all do it. We all make a round of “promises” to ourselves from time to time that we either don’t keep or never intended to keep to begin with. And to make you feel better about this, we’ve collected some of the funniest New Year’s Resolution Fails, in tweet form, from the past couple years. Because, hey, we’re all in this together.


1. Just Chilling in the Taco Bell Bathroom

Starting off strong here. Maybe they were just tearing up from all the Fire sauce?


2. “I’m Changing My Life Completely. Starting Right This Minute.”

Ugh, how many times how we all done this at almost exactly this time of night? (Well, morning. The fact that we think of it as the “night” is indicative of the underlying issue.)


3. Mia Stammer Still Disappointed Herself Without a Resolution

YouTuber Mia Stammer tried to play it smart, but nah, it wasn’t happening.


4. “Worldstar!”

Not so much a resolution, but sadly relatable…


5. No-Chapsticks-in-Wash

Sometimes, it’s the little things that reveal just how big of a failboat you continue to be on.


6. When You Can’t Even Get Posting About Your Resolution Right

If you can’t even communicate what your resolution is, what are the chances you’re not going to fail?


7. More Fun With Grammar and Punctuation

“I wish I knew how to quit you.”


8. And Pete Holmes With the Perfect Advice

Billy Kirk
Billy Kirk